Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
I wanted to let you know that I’m superior to you. The only thing you can do is lose, and this is a way to celebrate my superiority.Why would you want to participate in this?
To entertain me. This game was designed to entertain me personally… I’ll give you the impression that you have a shot. Humans are so easily frustrated… pathetic.What do you think of this game?
It’s a game with a touch of skills. A game about a meaningless tiny snail (you) striving to beat the true god (me).What other can you anticipate out of the game?
Take 3 hours of fun with me (an exclusive deal I might add).Precise action platforming a lot of dyingA lot of making fun ofThe illusions and accomplishments of defeating meEventually. Fun little mysteries to unravel…the importance of life
It is so hard to wait for your help in deciphering the real truth…
You’ll see you on the other side,
Squid


Reviewed by mha comic sex